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Well first of all we’re Italian, we don’t believe in divorce. We believe in the nuclear family.

Tony Soprano

When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus.

Uncle Junior

I’m in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you’re mobbed up. It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive.

Tony Soprano